JOHN KEY
I can understand four languages if you count “creative” and “client”.
I have made something out of nothing, in less time than it takes an average man to shave.
I have wrangled actual cats in the name of getting the perfect shot.
I have turned an excel spreadsheet into a work of art that could sell and elephant to a circus.
I have lead teams from 4 to 40 to both victory and failure, but always come out better for it.
I have worked with the people, who worked with the people, who maybe built the space shuttle.
I have hand lettered, written headlines, won awards, pulled all nighters, ended a conference call on time, all in the name of the next great idea.
I have tamed a mountain lion, who is now my companion around the dog park.
I am allowed to talk about fight club.
Ok. Scratch those last two, I may have gotten carried away; no one breaks the first rule. The point is, I may not have done it all, but in the last 10 years I have done a lot, learned a lot, and want to keep challenging myself